Hey there. My name is Liz and I enjoy TV, Movies, fanfiction and her online life maybe a little too much.
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I love Photography, Castle, the only ever seen unicorn Stana Katic, Jennifer Lawrence, political humour, non-bullshit, fun stuff, cute animals, DOGS and good people from around the globe. I don't judge, I try to not be prejudiced a lot and I hate intolerant, narrow-minded people unwilling to look at a problem from both sides. There, 's all.
Oh, and I love CASTLE. Did I mention Castle yet?!?!

 

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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OMG, I thought nothing could top the story alone…but some of the reviews..you ppl are funny and accurate as fuck! :D

Exhibit A:

This anonymous gem from a dear fellow called Ellen:

Guest
1. How are you planning on making seven books?
2. Harry Potters eyes are green. It says so in the books. Multiple times.
3. The coordinates are off. If nonexistent. I can’t find 24:3 on the map anywhere.
4. Does this mean my geography is off?
5. How can there be 7 million Christian children but only one place to learn how to be a good Christian? And how can it only contain 7 people?
6. Where are the house-elves.
7. Where is Ron?
8. What is the role of Severus Snape in this story? Will he be a spy? Will he be an evolutionist? 
9. Will this be turned into a movie.
10. Did you credit j.k Rowling for original characters and or story? You could get in serious trouble.
11. What will Draco malfoy be? I mean technically he should be a Christian but he is different from other Christians, he believes himself to be better. So would he be a catholic and the other guys Protestant? If so, this would get pretty interesting, and would start to look like the eighty years war in holland. But if voldemort would be an evolutionary, how can the Catholics side with him I mean their practically opposites. Your creating yourself some serious plotholes here.
12. Western Hagrid scares the sh*t out of European kids.
13. Your giving God a burnout if seven million people keep asking stuff from him. Give God a break, Use actual magic.
14. How do you plan on creating the triwizard tournament?
15. Have you read the actual books,
16. Have you seen the actual movies.
17. How do I get god to make my homework.
18. Where does this story take place? You make it sound like it is some place in America, despite the fact that the original story being in Great Britain pretty important is to the plot.
19. Plot holes?
20. How do horcruxes work in this universe?
Thank you for your time,
Ellen.

Or Exhibit B:

someonestolemyshoes
Hello there, fornicating drug addicted evolutionist speaking. I just wanted to let you know that your writing has provided me with literally hours of entertainment from just four chapters alone! That’s an achievement, I’m telling you. And in the case that you aren’t actually joking and everything you’re writing is deadly serious, well…you certainly won’t find a convert in me. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that my dislike of radical Christianity is increasing with every word I read but hey, you write away. I’m glad you’re having fun, and have a good day.

Go have a read, they are hilarious!

Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--

Me: Go fuck yourself.

He’s gonna hate me, Dad. 

That’s something you’re going to have to live with. 

I love this scene so much, because she is aware of whats at stake here, here relationship, that special kind she wanted to have for so long, these two people who waited so long to be together and are so good at it, but here comes a question that they might not be ready to answer, are not quite there yet and she is so scared shes gonna loose the one thing shes fought for so long because she has this other shot she cant give up either, knowing that wanting to have both might be selfish on her part but unable to decline a chance like that, because it would negate the very person she is, the person castle loves…uurgggh, so many underlying feelings here!!!!

(Source: gloriouskatic)

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

(Source: zero1infinity)

A Castle Giveaway

castlefanfics:

Because why not?

Ok so I bought an extra one of these prints today cause they were cheap and I enjoyed my last giveaway way too much.

But for this one it’s gonna be open for 24hrs only

However for this one I thought it would be fun to do something different.

So to enter you have to…